When a husband and his wife gets a divorce and the court grants that, the court usually orders the couple to split of all their properties in half. But it does not mean that you will literally cut and break all that you have into two pieces.
In Germany, one husband took the court’s orders too literally by splitting his and his wife's conjugal properties. It is after the judge told them to divide their properties in half upon granting their divorce. They got divorce as Laura, his now estranged wife, cheated on him with another man.
Their teddy bear, chairs, bed, TV, laptop, phone, and even their car were divided into two pieces. He used power tools to neatly cut everything and give the other half to his cheating ex-wife while he got his part of the belongings posted on ebay along with his witty captions will surely show your gums while laughing.
Take a look at the photos and his witty captions.
“The radical “conversion” was more or less an idea of my ex-wife”
“She wanted to replace her husband, but keep the money and the beautiful things”
“The wheel moves despite minor limittions, and the front break engages perfectly”
“Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really have always slept well in it”
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“It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls”
“The chars are super as an art installation, or simply for people who like to sit on half-an-ass-cheek”
“Although she doesn’t need a stuffed animal to snuggle , there are affectionate fellow workers for that.”
Watch how he cut those things into two here.
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